Homer: You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere!

Belle: We're the sauce on your steak
We're the cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown
Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown
Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.

Belle: We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra-nice
giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price
Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals
Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!

Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini
The clams on your linguine
Yes we keep the
(Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna)
In Springfield!

Wiggum, [bad word]  and Skinner: We remember our first visit
Quimby: The service was exquisite!
Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!
 [bad word] on now, you were working here!
Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961!
Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!

Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo
Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu
Dancing Girls: So don't take the
(Barney opens a [bad word] in-the-box)
All: We won't take the
(Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle)
All: Yes let's keep the
(Moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
All: In Springfield!
 [bad word] hits his face with a pie, Willy accidentally hits Lenny in the head with a sledgehammer, Wiggum and [bad word] Book Guy bounce their bellies together, Burns honks the horn on his antique car, Captain McCallister reels in a fish, and Barney burps.)