I am the Music Man
And [bad word] from down your way
And I can play

What can you play?

I can play the piano, piano, piano
I can play the piano,
Pia - piano.

I am the Music Man
And [bad word] from down your way
And I can play

What can you play?

I can play the saxophone, saxophone, saxophone
I can play the saxophone,
Saxo, saxophone.

I am the Music Man
And [bad word] from down your way
And I can play

What can you play?

I can play the big bass [bad word]  big bass [bad word]  big bass [bad word] 
I can play the big bass [bad word] 
Big bass, big bass [bad word] 

I am the Music Man
And [bad word] from down your way
And I can play

What can you play?

I can play the triangle, triangle, triangle
I can play the triangle,
Tria - triangle.

Pia - pia - piano.
piano, piano
Pia - pia - piano
Pia - piano.

Saxo - saxo - saxophone
saxophone, saxophone
Saxo - saxo - saxophone
Saxo - saxophone.

Big bass - big bass - big bass [bad word] 
Big bass [bad word]  big bass [bad word] 
Big bass - big bass - big bass [bad word] 
Big bass - big bass [bad word] 

Tria - tria - triangle
Triangle, triangle
Tria - tria - triangle
Tria - triangle.