'96 you were the king of the world
Badass in every way
Huntin' the invaders yeah a smooth operator
Kickin' [bad word] and savin' the day

DUKE: 'Hey, that's not fair!'
Fans: 'Who are you supposed to be now??'
DUKE: 'Don't you know who I am?'
Fans: 'You're an out of date, redundant sacred cow !!'

Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool
But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school
Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool
Learn to kick [bad word] again and get rid of that lame 2 [bad word] And then the world might not be so [bad word] ..

So we waited for your regal return
How could we know you'd [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] hidin' behind a wall [bad word]  I guess you found more gum

DUKE: 'Things have changed in 12 years'
Fans: 'You've [bad word] a wimp since then!'
DUKE:  [bad word] - gettin' [bad word] off one beer'
Fans: 'You should still be sober after ten!'

Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school
Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
Learn to kick [bad word] again and get rid of that lame 2 [bad word] And then the world might not be so [bad word] ..

'Now I'm really [bad word] off'

And the aliens say...

'WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!! WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!!!
GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!!'

Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school
Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
Learn to kick [bad word] again and get rid of that lame 2 [bad word] And then the world might not be so [bad word] ..

So [bad word] ...