Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a [bad word] 
Well step aside [bad word]  cause I give the lowest amount of [bad word] humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a [bad word] ..)
About anything, [bad word] everyone and [bad word] everything, what
(I don't give a [bad word] ..)
I literally don't give a [bad word] about anything

I don't give a [bad word] about [bad word]  anything
People care about [bad word]  I say [bad word] everything [bad word] you, [bad word] me, [bad word] the sky, [bad word] trees, [bad word] the sun
I don't need heat of Vitamin D!

And [bad word] toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And [bad word] coasters. I use a little plate instead
And [bad word] roosters. With their useless [bad word] We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a [bad word] about chairs. I prefer to stand
And [bad word] air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And [bad word] the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes moving your light
And [bad word] liking [bad word]  I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a [bad word] about not liking all the [bad word] I don't like
Like tissues. [bad word] them! I blow my nose on the couch
And [bad word] my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a [bad word] about seeing [bad word]  [bad word] my eyes [bad word] physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind [bad word] time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And I was awake too long, it should be half an hour at most
And [bad word] coasts, who gives a [bad word] about where water meets land
And [bad word] boats, just because you float you think you're so [bad word] bad
And [bad word] jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a [bad word] ..)
About anything, [bad word] everyone and [bad word] everything, what
(I don't give a [bad word] ..)
I literally don't give a [bad word] about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say  [bad word] I don't give a [bad word] 
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a [bad word]  alright?"
Don't give a [bad word] about beverage size options [bad word] And I don't give a [bad word] about liquids either
They're all wet and [bad word] and tend to spill all over the place
Like human [bad word] when I get it all over my face
I'm not [bad word]  I just don't give a [bad word] about straight 
And [bad word] my [bad word]  I'll pee and [bad word] out of my mouth instead. [bad word] biological functions, [bad word] the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but [bad word] copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And [bad word] birth, entering the world of space & time is a [bad word] Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks [bad word] Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a [bad word] about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the [bad word] corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a [bad word] drag
You know what? [bad word] the word [bad word]  I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this [bad word] 
(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a [bad word] the most
I would