Father says it, mother says it

Sister says it, brother says it

Uncle says it, Auntie says it

Everyone at the party says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The horse says it, the pig says it

The judge in his wig says it

The fox and the rabbit

And the nun in her habit says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

My mate Bill Gates says it

The President of the United States says it

The slacker and the worker

The girl in her burqa says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The general with his tank says it

The man at the bank says it

The soldier with his rocket

And the mouse in my pocket says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The [bad word] addled wreck

With a needle in his neck says it

The [bad word] says it, punk says it

The brave Buddhist monk says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

Hit me up, baby, and knock me down

Drop what you're doing [bad word] around

We can hold hands till the sun goes down

Cause I know

That you

And I

Can be

Together

Cause I love you

The blind referee says it

The unlucky amputee says it

The giant killer bee

Landing on my knee says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The cop with his breathalyser

The paddy with his fertiliser

The man in the basement

That's getting a taste for it says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The [bad word] up Rastafarian says it

The dribbling libertarian says it

The sweet little Goth

With the ears of cloth says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe' I'm on fire

The cross-over country singer says it

The hump-backed bell ringer says it

The swinger, the flinger

The outraged right-winger says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The man going hiking says it

The misunderstood Viking says it

The man at the rodeo

And the lonely old Eskimo says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The mild little Christian says it

The wild Sonny Liston says it

The pimp and the gimp

And the guy with the limp says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The blind piano tuner says it

The Las Vegas crooner says it

The hooligan mooner

Holding a schooner says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The Chinese contortionist says it

The backyard abortionist says it

The poor Pakistani

With his lamb Bhirriani says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The hopeless defendant says it

The toilet attendant says it

The pornographer, the stenographer

The fashion photographer says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The college professor says it

The vicious cross-dresser says it

Grandma and Grandpa

In the back of the car says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The hack at the doorstep says it

The midwife with her forceps says it

The demented young lady

Who is roasting her baby

On the fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The athlete with his hernia says it

Picasso with his Guernica says it

My wife with her furniture

Everybody!

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The laughing hyena says it

The homesick polish cleaner says it

The man from the Klan

With a torch in his hand says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

The Chinese herbologist says it

The Christian apologist says it

The dog and the frog

Sitting on a log says

Babe, I'm on fire

Babe, I'm on fire

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