Telegram for Mr Billary...

C'mon baby,
Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!
Kiss my [bad word] 

Kiss my [bad word]  (tastes real good)
Kiss my [bad word]  (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
Kiss my [bad word]  (oh...)

Don't waste your time on me
I got my own direction
I'm lookin' for perfection
Watch me close, wait and see
And I'll leave you far behind
I make up my own mind
You can kiss my [bad word] When the goin' gets tough

I let my dog hump on my shin
I believe in animal rights
I can tolerate ual choice
I've heard it all before
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I ain't gonna take any more
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my [bad word] Everybody!

Kiss my [bad word]  (pucker up)
Kiss my [bad word] Kiss my [bad word] 
Kiss my [bad word]  (c'mon babe)
When the goin' gets tough
I've heard it all before

And I ain't gonna take no more, no no
Kiss my [bad word] 
I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin' on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It's gotta be a fluke
When the goin' gets tough
They make me wanna puke

They can kiss my [bad word] Everybody gotta
Kiss my [bad word] - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my [bad word] - Janet Reno
Kiss my [bad word] - C'mon Billary
Kiss my [bad word] - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my [bad word] - How about the IRS
Kiss my [bad word] - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my [bad word] - United Nations
Kiss my [bad word] - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my [bad word] - All those Liberals
Kiss my [bad word] - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my [bad word] - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
I've heard it all before
Kiss my [bad word] - How about Crips and Bloods

And we ain't gonna take it no more
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin's to tough
They oughta' kiss my [bad word]