Back in town visiting my mom and dad 

But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad 

Say what's up to my cousins 

Say what's up to my neighbors /

Then take my man to my childhood bedroom.

Pedrad: This is my old christening dress 

And here's my stack of X-Files on VHS.

Bayer: Now we're gonna freak (freak) 

In my monkey sheets 

That I've had since I was a kid.

All: Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed) 

Not gonna like it (like it)

But it's the only option (option) 

Where we can get it poppin' (poppin') 

Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)

Pop and fall off it (off it)

But let's get wild (wild) 

In a bed for a child. (child)

Strong: If you want an old cat to watch you boner

You're gonna want to get down in my parents' home 

It'll make you spotty (spotty) 

While you lick my body (body) 

Then he'll throw up on your bag!
 [bad word] on, y boy, gotta do this quick

While my folks are at the pharmacy; my mom is sick 

She's had a cough (cough) 

She got it from Jean (Jean) 

And now it's a whole thing with Jean.

Wells: I'm glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted 

Now keep it down 'cuz he's asleep on my [bad word] bed.

Uncle Ted: Hey don't mind me (me) 

We're family (leeee)

Did ya hear [bad word] is dead? (sad)

All: Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed) 

Even though [bad word] s dead [bad word] s dead) 

Wish we had more room (more room) 

But grandma got the guest room (guest room)

But we'll still get nasty (nasty) 

Up against my trophies (trophies) 

You're a certified hottie (hottie) 

Like JTT.

Talking poster of Jonathon Taylor Thomas: Aww, thanks!

Jimmy Fallon, rapping: Girl, you know I love you, but let's be clear 

I'm having lots of trouble gettin' horny here

I wanna get down and do my thing

But your childhood bed has antique springs

And I guess your mom don't know how to knock

Keep my foot on the door 'cuz it doesn't lock 

I can't fully undress in case your [bad word] through 

Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh 

I don't know why we are even tryin' to get laid 

Near a photo of you from seventh grade!

"Let's take it back now, y'all!

All: So let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed) 

Not gonna like it (like it)

But ya can't be picky (picky) 

When you're staying with your family! (family)

Fallon: Having  in a tiny twin bed, y'all

McKinnon: Happy holidays.

Bryant: We out.