Mr. [bad word] 
Mr. [bad word] makes our record
Mr. [bad word] likes [bad word] metal
Mr. [bad word] does not like Black Flag
Mr. [bad word]  you’re [bad word] scumbag!

He works in a studio
He knows something we don't know
He will tell us what to do
He knows when the sound's really cool

Make us wait for a month or two
When it's suitable for you
To pay some mind to [bad word] like us
Make us feel how much we suck

No matter how much we pay
Our final mix sucks anyway
We play like [bad word]  we have no clue
We played a fool to deal with you

We don't need, Living End
We don't need, Lamb of God
We don't need, no Hatebreed
And we don't like you, you [bad word] slob!