Brian: And I’d like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum.

♪ When I have a heart that’s heavy, ♪
♪ Feeling I was born to lose, ♪
♪ You are there to say that life’s ok. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪
♪ When a chilly wind is blowing, ♪
♪ Telling me to sing the blues, ♪
♪ You begin to show your soothing glow. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪

♪ Drifting, flying on a cloud of whiskey dreams. ♪
♪ No more sighing, eyes alight with moonshine beams. ♪
♪ When a love is unrequited, ♪
♪ When she [bad word] off my wounds, ♪
♪ You are there to mend, my fluid friend. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪

♪ Drifting, flying on a cloud of whiskey dreams. ♪
♪ No more sighing, eyes alight with moonshine beams. ♪
♪ When a love is unrequited, ♪
♪ When she [bad word] off my wounds, ♪
♪ You are there to mend, my fluid friend. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪