Lois: Oh, Stewie and Brian, you're just in time for pie.
Peter: Did somebody say "pie?"

♪♪ It's a wonderful day for pie ♪♪

♪♪ You can ask all the birds in the sky ♪♪

♪♪ And they'll tell you real sweet, with a musical tweet ♪♪

Quagmire: ♪♪ It's a wonderful day for pie! ♪♪

Meg and Chris: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Quagmire: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Lois: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Joe: ♪♪ For Pie ♪♪

Stewie: This is wonderful, Brian! Oh, let's live in this universe.

Brian: Gosh, it's pretty intoxicating, isn't it?

Stewie: I want to hear more music about pie!

Peter: ♪♪ It's a wonderful day for pie... ♪♪

Cleveland: ♪♪ ...and it smells a lot better than I ♪♪

Adam West: ♪♪ Everyone in the house... ♪♪

Peter: ♪♪ ...and this Adam West mouse... ♪♪

Barbershop Quartet: ♪♪ ...the bees making honey... ♪♪

Tom Tucker ♪♪ ...this Tom Tucker bunny... ♪♪

All: ♪♪ ...we all sing with glee, 'cause we all agree ♪♪

♪♪ It's a wonderful, wonderful day for pie! ♪♪