Grab your sword and your shield
Cast a magick field
Pick a name
‘Cause we are
In a video game
You’re a knight I’m a sprite
And we will unite
Take my hand, here we stand
Together we fight
On a quest, I attest
By the Nine we’re blessed
We will slay
So make way
For the Frabjous day
We are strong, we are brave
We will fight to the grave
We will die
And respawn the next day
In a video game

I’m a faerie, you’re a mage
We’re in the bronze age
Grab an ax
Or a mace
And we will engage
Cast a spell of foretell
And we will raise [bad word] 
All our foes
Who oppose
We will slay and fell
Magic beans and talking trees
We will sail the seas
Find the gold as foretold
 [bad word] 
We are strong, we are brave
We will fight to the grave
We will die
And respawn the next day
In a video game