Our fair country Canada is north of the USA

Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay

You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks

But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks

We know that you have Disney world and you keep it very clean

But we don't have Bob Dole and we can drink when we're nineteen

We might watch your TV shows for hours and hours and hours

We'll give you Alan Thicke, but Shania Twain is ours
 [bad word] We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

Your beer is not to tasty but you weather can't be beat
We all fly south in the wintertime to escape the snow and sleet
We're pleased to say we've enjoyed all your southern charms
But we get sunburnt we exercise the right to bear our arms
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Alanis Morissette she is our latest pride and
joy
She used to sing about high school
dances and chasin’' after boys
Now she's fed up and about as angry
as can be
She's got one hand in her pocket and the
other's in guard for thee
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