Hello there, 
I have a little story for you all,
It's about [bad word] that's rectally inserted...
 [bad word] Rectal Computer
Stick it in your [bad word] [bad word] Hwa! [bad word] 

I went to the doctor cause my gut was playing up,
He said son you're throat is too small I'm gonna have to put this up your butt,
He bent me over and told me to think of something pleasant,
It felt like he had a handful of stuffing and I was some kind of pheasant,
 [bad word] Rectal Computer
Stick it in your [bad word] [bad word] I think it's got a [bad word] [bad word] 

Someone hacked into [bad word] and programmed it to give me gas
My mum said son why you walking funny I said I got a faulty processor lodged up my [bad word] 
I showed it to my friends, 
They were quite impressed,
Now everyone I know has a
 [bad word] Rectal Computer
It's internet capable [bad word] Hwa! 
I need an upgrade  [bad word]