One for the money and the free rides
It’s Two for the lie that you denied
All rise all rise

Your honour please
Gotta believe what I say
What I will tell
Happened just the other day
I must confess
’Cos I’ve had about enough
I need your help
Gotta make this here thing stop

And baby I swear I tell the [bad word] About all the things you used to do
And if you thought you had me fooled
I’m telling you now
Objection [bad word] Here we go Oh baby

One for the money and the free rides
It’s Two for the lie that you denied
All rise all rise
Three for the calls you’ve been making
It’s Four for the time you’ve been faking
All rise all rise
I’m gonna tell it to your face
I rest my case

You’re on the stand
With your back against the wall
Nowhere [bad word] And nobody you can call oh no
I just can’t wait
Now the case is open wide
You’ll try to pray
But the jury will decide

And baby I swear I tell the [bad word] About all the things you used to do
And if you thought you had me fooled
I’m telling you
Objection [bad word] Oh baby

One for the money and the free rides
It’s Two for the lie that you denied
All rise all rise
Three for the calls you’ve been making
It’s Four for the times you’ve been faking
All rise all rise
I’m gonna tell it to your face
I rest my case

So step back
’Cos you don’t know this cat
I know deep down that
you don’t want me to react
I lay low leaving all my options open
The decision of the jury has not been spoken
Step in my house
You’ll find that all your stuff has gone
But in reality to whom does the stuff belong
I bring you into court
To preach my order
And you know that you
overstep the border uh huh

One for the money and the free rides
It’s Two for the lie that you denied
All rise all rise
Three for the calls you’ve been making
It’s Four for the times you’ve been faking
All rise all rise

One for the money and the free rides
It’s Two for the lie that you denied
All rise all rise
Three for the calls you’ve been making
It’s Four for the times you’e been faking
All rise all rise

One for the money and the free rides
It’s Two for the lie that you denied
All rise all rise
Three for the calls you’ve been making
It’s Four for the times you’ve been faking
All rise all rise
I’m gonna tell it to your face
I rest my case