(Yossha tsugi wa ore no ban da ne Shin-chan!)

Kyou mo machi wa souzen surechigau zawameki wo
Suzushi ge ni surinuke kiai wa juubun da
Mokutekichi wa touzen oretachi wo matsu kooto
On mo ofu mo naku hibi [bad word] da

Tsugi no shingou de misete miro omae no honki wo
Muda to wa omou ga yatte [bad word] no dayo

(Janken pon accha!)

Senri no michi wo susumu ippo zutsu wo fumishimete
Dekoboko michi mo ii daro jishin kakugo migaki wo kakete [bad word] [bad word] on the way to victory

Ikura datsubou mon datte hariatte michauze maji
Hoezura kakasetai ne shouri [bad word] kara na
Mou haya sentaku wo koe unmei to no chousen
Onore no genkai e maishin [bad word] nomi

(Janken pon daa nn!)
 [bad word] koto wa osorezu itsumo ima no saizen de
Mayoi you ga nai ippon michi [bad word] koto wa arienain da
Tsuzuite iku on the way to victory

Tsugi mo sono tsugi mo sono jinji misetsukete miro yo
Kou narya dokoton tsukiatte [bad word] 
(Ore ga [bad word] nado arienai no dayo!)

Senri no michi wo susumu ippo zutsu wo fumishimete
Dekoboko michi mo ii daro jishin kakugo migaki wo kakete [bad word] koto wa osorezu itsumo ima no saizen de
Mayoi you ga nai ippon michi [bad word] koto wa arienain da [bad word] [bad word] on the way to victory