Pattaya Pattaya

Took a trip to thailand,
land of million smiles
Made a stop in Bangkok, so easy so nice, It’s too far for Phuket, with my money pocket….
I’ll go to Pattayaaaaaaa

Pattaya Pattaya

Phuuying love you mak mak

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Bar Disco,
Get excited at X-Zite, [bad word] in Buffalo,
when it’s raining Phuket, it’s more fun when you ….
get the night in Pattayaaaaaaa

Pattaya Pattaya

Phuuying love you mak mak

We should too have some suntan on the site,
spend the day on the beach, the night is the night,
handsome men very chique, I like you very big,
 [bad word] man Pattayaaaaaaa

Pattaya Pattaya

Pattaya Pattaya

Phuuying love you mak mak

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Bar Disco,
Get excited at X-Zite, [bad word] in Buffalo,
handsome men very chique, I like you very big,
 [bad word] man Pattayaaaaaaa

Pattaya Pattaya
Phuuying love you mak mak

Pattaya Pattaya
Phuuying love you mak mak

Mr [bad word] man Pattaya
 [bad word] man Pattaya
Pattaya Pattaya

And then these similar lyrics (though I wonder what the guy was on when he typed this up):

Pattaya, Pattaya
Pattaya, Pattaya

Don’t get ripped off totally in the land of many smiles
Maybe shop in Buakhao, so easy, so nice
It’s too far for Phuket
With my money, Phuket
I’ll go to Pattaya

Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Dar Disco
Get excited on Xzyte, [bad word] in Buffalo

When its rain in Phuket
It’s more fun when you get
The night in Pattaya

Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah

Be sure to see some of the sites
Spend the day on the beach
The night is the night

Handsome man, very chic
I like you, very big
y man, Pattaya

Pattaya, Pattaya
Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Dar Disco
Get excited on Xzyte, [bad word] in Buffalo

Handsome man, very chic
I like you, very big
y man, Pattaya

Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah
Pattaya, Pattaya Po Ying Lub U Mah Mah

Mr. [bad word] man in Pattaya