Mr. Clean tell me
is that really you
I wonder what you've done
to [bad word] so big and dumb
but I know you can change your lifestyle once again.
It's cool to be clean if you know what I mean
when I gave you my favourite Chiquita shirt
I gave it to a guy who is [bad word] to everyone he
meets and who shows the world he's [bad word] 
Mr. Clean tell me is that really you I wonder
what you've done to [bad word] so big and dumb
Last time we met you beat me up
that was no surprise though I miss the days
when you were nice
It's hard to believe that you don't owe me [bad word] 
I'm well aware of what is yours and where to
draw the lines at least I have the right to write
anything I think is right
Looking back at the days when we were friends
together as one we followed all the trends but
now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend