LINK 
Once i was a selfish fool 
Who never understood 
I never looked inside myself 
Though on the outside, i looked good! 

Then we met and you made me 
The man i am today 
Tracy, i'm in love with you 
No matter what you weigh 
'Cause... 

LINK (& ENSEMBLE) 
Without love 
Life is uke the seasons with 
No summer 
Without love 
Life is rock 'n' roll without 
[bad word] 

Tracy, i'll be yours forever 
'Cause 1 never wanna be 
Without love 
Tracy, never set me free 
No, i ain't lyin' 
Never set me free, Tracy, 
No, no, no!! 

TRACY 
Once i was a simple girl 
Then stardom came to me 
But i was still a nothing 
Though a thousand fans may 
Disagree 

ENSEMBLE 
Tracy!! 

TRACY 
Fame was just a prison 
Signing autographs a bore 
I didn't have a clue 
'Til you came banging on my door 

TRACY (& ENSEMBLE)
That without love
Life is like my dad without his bromo 
Without love 
Life is making out with [bad word] #33;

Darling, i'll be yours forever
'Cause i never wanna be 
Without love 
So darling, throw away the key

LINK & TRACY
I'm yours forever

TRACY
Throw away the key

LINK, TRACY& ENSEMBLE
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

SEAWEED
Living in the ghetto 
Black is everywhere ya go 
Who'd 've thought i'd love a girl 
With skin as white as winter's snow

PENNY
In my ivory tower 
Life was just a hostess snack 
But now i've tasted chocolate 
And i'm never going back

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
'Cause without love

SEAWEED
Life is like a beat that you can't follow

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
Without love

PENNY
Life is doris day at the apollo

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
Darling, i'll be yours forever
'Cause i never wanna be 
Without love

SEAWEED
So darling, never set me free

PENNY & SEAWEED
I'm yours forever 
Never set me free

PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
No, no, no!

LINK
If you're locked up in this prison, trace 
I don't know what i'll do

TRACY
Link, i've got to break out 
So that i can get my hands on you

SEAWEED
And girl, if i can't touch you 
Now i'm gonna lose control

PENNY
Seaweed, you're my black white knight 
I've found my blue-eyed soul

SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE
Sweet freedom is our goal

LINK
Trace, i wanna kiss ya!

TRACY
Then i can't wait for parole!

(Link & Seaweed break their girls out of their respective prisons 
and continue singing... of course)

ALL
'Cause without love

SEAWEED
Life is like a prom that won't invite us

ALL
Without love

LINK
Life's getting my big break and laryngitis

ALL
Without love

PENNY 
Life's a '45' when you can't buy it 

ALL 
Without love 

TRACY 
Life is like my mother on a diet 

ALL 
Like a week that's only mondays 
Only ice cream never sundaes 
Like a circle with no center 
Like a door marked "do not enter!" 

DARLING, I'LL BE YOURS FOREVER 
'Cause 1 never wanna be... 

Without love 

PENNY & LINK 
Ys now you've captured me 

ENSEMBLE 
Without love 

SEAWEED & TRACY 
I surrender happily 

ENSEMBLE 
Without love 

PENNY 
Oh seaweed 

ALL 
Never set me free 

PENNY & SEAWEED 
No, no, no 

TRACY & LINK 
No, i ain't lyin' 

PENNY & SEAWEED 
Never set me free 

ALL 
No, no, no 
No, i dont wanna live without 

PENNY 
Love, love, love 

LINK 
Yeah, yeah, yeah 

ALL 
Darling, you had best believe me,