This is for anyone wishing they could do their entire life over:
Quit sulking, you [bad word]  [bad word] 
Yeah yeah yeah, clown on my accent all you want.
I'll whoop your [bad word]  I'll whoop your grandmother's [bad word] 
I'll whoop your sister's [bad word]  I'll beat your mom's [bad word] 
I'll beat your [bad word]  It's the anti-socialite not-so-christian
That will talk more [bad word] than bitter and old women
On puny [bad word] rappers with little-to-no rhythm. [bad word] veganism give me some general tso's chicken.
I write weird songs that got hooks like Journey
And if i grew my hair out i'd probably look like Fergie
But I'd never tinkle in my pants while I was on stage
Cause I was potty trained when I was four years of age.
I think a lot of people these days are [bad word] 
I also think that emo and emotional are different.
But more so I hate white girls that talk like,
"Aww [bad word] naw, girl I'm gettin' this [bad word] [bad word]  you know what I'm sayin'?"
I'm not jokin', it's nothing but bark, I feel lost.
Can't remember where the [bad word] that i parked.
The world is gray and blue but what skates me through
Is knowing that I have a better music taste than you.
I used to like Tool until they made the same album that
They made the last time they made the same album.
Every time they make a [bad word] album it's the same album, really.
And only stoners listen to their music, it's silly.
I still think the Deftones are dope,
And I like Nick Drake on the days I wanna let go of hope.
Wilco is great and Ice-T is still clever
And no matter what its always Wu-Tang forever.

Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my [bad word] self

Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my [bad word] self

I'm 25 i started rapping as a sophmore
In those days I'd hide my cigarettes in my sock drawer
Until I heard my mom snoring sleeping on the green couch
And then I'd secretively sneak out.
My first taste of heartbreak was at the park late one summer night
I had a big [bad word] on a girl named Sara
I was gonna ask her out until I saw Tim Phillips kissing her, grabbin' her butt. [bad word]  I was madder than [bad word] and walked home.
Oh, Tim Phillips smells like cool water cologne.
Well [bad word] him, his Mustang and all his other friends
I vowed i would never love again and since then I've dated,
But [bad word] that I can't give nothing
I'd rather sail alone than have my [bad word] ship sunken
Being single's par for the course,
I don't wanna cause a marriage cause I don't wanna cause a divorce
It's probably important and it's better for health
Besides, I get the whole [bad word] bed for myself
But what the [bad word] everybody yells for me to drop down my guard
No! this heart of mine's for me, it's locked down and it's scarred
Go home, I don't need me a wife, I'm happily single for life, alright?

My name is Mac Sheldon I'm a fire-sign leo
Alcoholic, anti-mall, anti-hero, anti-soccer mom, anti-hipster; pro-eating [bad word] cereal-for-dinner, pro-taking-bong-hits-to-cure-your-depression, and pro-demo cd, if you got one let me check it
But never ask me what the [bad word] i'm laughing about, see ya later I'ma go take a nap on the couch, alright?

Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my [bad word] self
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the