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Wish I had а Portal
Wish I
Wish I had a Portal gun

Wish I had а Portal
Wish I
Wish I had a Portal gun

1.
To be in Aperture Science client would be like a DREAM
Hey yo my brain has been cravin 'it back since Portal hit Steam [bad word] to work, I'd have the Portal express
With a Blue one in my closet Orange one at my desk

When my roommate is annouing and been toying with my stuff
I'd shoot a portal underneath him and just punch hin in the nuts
I'd order delivery get it fast like degiorno
Cuz once it leaves the restaurant it goes right through a portal

I'm never late for a date just ask my lady friends
By using portal physics I'm always impressing them
Forget
Making reservations I would never have to wait
Portal in the right location, I've got someone else's plate

I could sneak into a party
When they didn't invite me
And be dealing out bacardi
While some dudes try to fight me

Would always end well
Dealing with these mere mortals
Aperture handhelds
Got me thinkin' with portals
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Wish I had а Portal
Wish I
Wish I had a Portal gun
I'm not mute like Freeman YO but please don't make me beg for one

Wish I had а Portal
Wish I
Wish I had a Portal gun
I'd be cool as Chell oh I could do a sreedy [bad word] 
2.
Life gave me lemons
I don't make lemonade
I'm mad like Cave Johnson
I god Lemon Grenades

The world is filled with puzzles
I could solve with portal physics
I would brave the chamber [bad word] Just to escape family visits

I'd be traveling like a Maverick
Surfaces all Orange and Blue
When I'm locked out my apartment
I'd use [bad word] cube

Oh GLaDOS take me to your center
'Cuz I want to get enriched
I'm dying thinkin' bout your science
I'd do anything for it

Wish I had а Portal
Wish I
Wish I had a Portal gun...

I'd shoot two portals in a vertical line, undo my belt, lean in and, change pants without having to look down...
Also I'd suck my own DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Wish I had а Portal
Wish I
Wish I had a Portal gun
(Yeah [bad word] Science!!!)

Wish I had а Portal
Wish I
Wish I had a Portal gun
(Now [bad word] with portals)