Doitsu doitsu doistu wa ii tokoro da yo
Chanto horyo no ore ni gohan wo [bad word] shi
Igirisu matai ni mazukunai
Sooseeji chiizu suggoku oishii yo
Inu ni totte wa tengoku sore ga doitsu
Demo doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino iatsukan de tsubusaresou da yo
Ore no haato ore kowakute namida dechau yo neechan mo dekai yo
 [bad word] wo mainichi haretsu [bad word] no wa shumi nano
Ato taigun de orenci ni oshiyosenaide kankoukyaku ga [bad word] 
Doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute takumashii no hyahhoo~