Got a lotta heartache
Hes a [bad word] weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Cause I love the little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, i lost the one
Im giving up
She found someone
Theres plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
 [bad word] back to me maybe
Ill shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
Hes a [bad word] weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
 [bad word] the guy who took and ran away
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
 [bad word] this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a [bad word] 
Where's my dog?
Girls are such a drag