I did 17 girls in a row last night
 I can't get 'em out of my head.
 I hit the team tomato on a dollar bill
 I'm cleaning six girls off my face 
 Yes I did

 The very next day I told the guys
 But they said that's all lies
 Gotta admit I was a little beat
 Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

 I did 17. 17 girls in a row! 
 Dirty hoes! 

 I rocked 17 girls in a grocery store and never lost my erection! 
 No! 
 They had the saying aisle 3
 and my love in sec--section.
 Stinking! 
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 When I told the boys in the band they said
 'Michael Starr, you're outta your crazy head! '
 I don't lie about the girls I [bad word]  So jealous 'cause you know it's [bad word] 
 I did 17. 17 girls in a row
 Yes I, Yes I did! 
 Woah! 
 17 girls in a row! 17 girls
 I had my face in every hole
 17 girls in a row! 
 When I was done they were begging for more! 

 (Guitar Solo - Satchel)

 I had 17 girls in a catholic church in the middle of the effing day
 Climb in baby! 
 I whipped out my junk and they got on their knees
 like they were all gettin' ready to pray, yeah! 

 Wham to the Bam to the Thank You, Mam! 
 Then I praised the lord as I 
 Tell me where I'm gonna go when 

 I did 17. 17 girls... in a row! 
 Woo, sweet and juicy, juicy! Yeah! 
 17 girls in a row! 

 On that camel toe
 I rocked 17 girls in a row! Yeah!