Helga [bad word]  Hmpfh!
Just like I stated, she's overrated;
big no-brainer with enormous feet!
Why not forget her? I'm so much better;
My name's Carm Helga and I'm awfully sweet!
 [bad word] She's awfully sweet — such tiny feet!
Her name's Carm Helga and you two should meet!
 [bad word] join my band of gypsies!
 [bad word] We're touring fifty cities!

Helga
With you, my gypsy band will be...
 [bad [bad word] 

Helga
Perfect! What could possibly be better than this?