I must have been high
I must have had plenty
If she had one
I don't know i might have had twenty
Flat on my back with the wind out of my sail
My friends all say i look a little skinny and pale
I caught a nasty little bug
One thing sure there ain't no cure
When you're down with love

My head's too hot
My nose a [bad word] My family doctor
Stuck me twice and stole my money
Mirror mirror on the wall let me tell you what i see
Some kind of [bad word] out fool staring back at me
I need a miracle [bad word] One thing sure there ain't no cure
When you're down with love
 [bad word] 
Enough to make a grown man cry
Enough to make a [bad word] Enough to make a made dog tame
And give a man a good name

One thing sure there ain't no cure
One thing sure there ain't no cure
When you're down with love

Flat on my back with the wind out of my sail
My friends all say i look a little skinny and pale
I need a miracle [bad word] One thing sure there ain't no cure
When you're down with love
 [bad word] twice)

One thing sure there ain't no cure
One thing sure there ain't no cure