Are you ready, man?
Yeah man
How do you feel, man?
I feel like a man
Well man, let’s hit this club
Yeah, let’s go
The men have arrived!

Feelin’ fine
In the club with my fella
Fillin’ the club with a lotta testosterone
Yeah, that’s the male hormone
Basic biology, [bad word] That’s right, you’re the man
Who’s the man
You’re the man
No, you’re the man
I the man?
Yes
Thank you man

Catch [bad word]  here’s a beer for your face
Ah, I spilled it all over the place
What is that?
Are you flirting with me?
You know perfectly that-
It looks like pee
Whoa hey, let me open that beer for you sister
You need to twist it mister, are you okay?
Ask my masculinity
I felt like a man, now I feel like a sissy
My [bad word] are shrinking
And I am thinking that it feels like I’ve been…
Slapped on my [bad word] 
Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] 
Don’t call me cute, I am tough
I’m the boss when I drive
I got the magic tough
I got a manly way to touch down the clutch
Pressing it in, with the ease of a lover
Drivin’ past the ladies, I’m gonna show her
Don’t be slappin’ my-

Buying shoes to match my [bad word] size
How ’bout these just name the prize
They’re too big for you
Are you slappin’ me?
I’m sick of this slapping spree

On the low rider bike I’m the champion
You forgot to bring your helmet son
Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] 
I’m a handy man we’re [bad word] [bad word] Maybe you should have read the [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word]  no no..

Girl don’t be talking like a baby to me
I don’t like that ’cause I’m meh-meh-he-he…

Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t you dare slappin’ my [bad word] 
I’m at the doctor to check my stuff
She just can’t seem to get enough
Yes doctor lady,  machine is the answer
Sir, it looks like you have testicular cancer
Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] 

Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] (I’m not a base guitar)
Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] Don’t be slappin’ my [bad word] 
When I order salad, don’t order steak
My balls start to shiver, my [bad word] shakes
Don’t call these muscles baby fat
Don’t slap my [bad word] with a baseball bat

You slap my [bad word] dignity
When you make jokes about my virginity
In fact it feels like it’s not intact
It’s turning into something vaginish and abstract

Now you know how we feel
Yeah we shared our feelings man
Wait, did we just slap our own [bad word] 
Stop the song!