To protect the freedom and peace of hairs, 
I, the noble youth of hair follicles, [bad word] forth. 
I punish the bad guys with my Divine Fist of the Nose Hair, 
But I am closed for business after 6:00. 
In order to defeat the Hair Hunters, 
I must infiltrate the enemy's base. 
There's no need to worry about anything, 
As I'll disguise myself as an afro wig vendor. 
Has anyone gone crazy yet? 
The hajikelists are my buddies! 
As we continue wigging out, 
We will grasp tomorrow into our hands! 
That cute girl has followed me; 
And a yellow guy has also followed along. 
Journeying with me? Do whatever you like. 
Anyone is fine, except for you, Pickle! 
Produced by the love between a duck and a pair of panties, 
That dirty joke material is quite an adversary! 
Put him on already, and stop hesitating. 
Just take care of it with a Ninja Nosehair Twister. 
Has anyone gone crazy yet? 
The hajikelists are my buddies! 
We haven't wigged out nearly enough yet, 
So everyone just keep wigging out, until your last breath!