(Yee haw haw hoo hoo!) 
I want to be your dominated love slave 
I want to be the one who takes the pain 
You can spank me when I do not behave 
Mack me in the forehead with a chain 

Cause I love feelin' dirty 
And I love feelin' cheap 
(yee haw!) 
And I love it when you hurt me 
So drive them staples deep 
 [bad word] on!) 

I want you to slap me and call me naughty 
Put a beltsander against my skin 
(Yee hoo!) 
I want to feel pain all over my body 
Can't wait to be punished for my sins. 

AND I love feelin' dirty 
And I love feelin' cheap 
And I love it when you hurt me 
So drive them staples deep 

(Yee haw!) 

Cause I love feelin' dirty 
And I love feelin' cheap 
And I love it when you hurt me 
So drrrriiiive..... Staples... (deep)