(Quiet)

It’s alright cos in Nicaragua, 
I got friends and they wouldn’t like you
They’re not wearing any make-up now.

Rosie was an Avon Lady, Rosie revolushe-on-ary,
She’s not wearing any make-up now.

(Loud)

It’s alright cos in Nicaragua, 
I got friends and they wouldn’t like you
They’re not wearing any make-up now.

Rosie was an Avon Lady, Rosie revolushe-on-ary,
She’s not wearing any make-up now.

Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?

Left, right,
Left, right,
Left, right,
Left, right,
Left, right,
Left, right,
Left, left, left, left...

Farewell my friends, farewell my friends, farewell my friends
Now I’ve made my mind up
Now I’ve made my mind up
Now I’ve made my mind up
Now I’ve made my mind up
Farewell my friends, farewell my friends, farewell my friends
Now I’ve made my mind up 
Now I’ve made my mind up 
Now I’ve made my mind up
Now I’ve made my mind up

Gonna surface like a submarine...