here we are dear old friend
you and i [bad word] again
laughs have been and and tears have been shed
maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

but if i were [bad word] i would give you my heart
and if i were [bad word] you'd be my work of art
and if i were [bad word] we would swim in romance
but i'm not [bad word] so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care -i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time, another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

cause if i were [bad word] i would give you my soul
and if i were [bad word] i would give you my whole being
and if i were [bad word] we would tear down the walls
but i'm not [bad word] so wont you stop cupping my hand

we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop your drawers