The French are glad to die for love...
 They excite in fighting duals
 But I prefer a man who lives
 And gives expensive jewels.

 kiss on the hand may be quite continental,
 But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
 kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental
 On your humble flat, or help you feed your
 [bad word] cat.

 Men grow cold as girls grow old,
 And we all lose our charms in the end.
 But square-cut or pear-shaped,
 These rocks don't lose their shape.
 Diamonds are a girl's best friend!

 ...Tiffany's...Cartier...