there aint no wings on a pachyderm there too fat to fly
there aint no wings on a barnyard pig there to fat to fly
and there aint no wings on your big *** and there aint no wonder why
if you get on I'm gettin off you're too fat to fly
greyhound will get you there you're too fat to fly
bus tires will need extra air you're too fat to fly

 
there's a box car on a circus train you're too fat to fly
they'll hold ya down if it don't rain you're to fat to fly
hitchike to alabam, big ol ham with a banjo on your thigh
till they throw some hay ïn the cargo bay you're too fat to fly

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