We like to chat about the dresses we will wear tonight
 We chew the fat about our tresses and the neighbor's fight
 Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know
 [bad word] essential things that women find so appropo

 But that's a dame
 We're all the same
 It's just a game
 We call it girl talk, girl talk

 We all meow about the ups and downs of all our friends
 The who, the how, the why, we dish the dirt it never ends
 The weaker , the speaker , you mortal males behold
 But though we joke we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

 It's all been planned
 So take my hand
 Please understand
 The sweetest girl talk, talks of you
 Yeah, tell me what

 We like to chat about the dresses we will wear tonight
 We chew the fat about our tresses and the neighbor's fight
 Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know
 [bad word] essential things that women find so appropo

 But that's a dame
 We're all the same
 It's just a game
 We call it girl talk, girl talk

 We all meow about the ups and downs of all our friends
 The who, the how, the why, we dish the dirt it never ends
 The weaker , the speaker , you mortal males behold
 But though we joke we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

 So I'll just stay
 And gab away
 But hear me say
 That after girl talk
 I'll talk to you, you