Well I don't know why I came here tonight
 I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
 And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

 Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
 And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
 It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
 Losin' control, yeah, I'm all over the place
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am stuck in the middle with you

 Well you started off with nothin' and
 You're proud that you're a self-made man, yeah
 And your friends they [bad word] crawlin'
 Slap you on the back and say
 Please...
 Please...

 Tryin' to make some sense of it all
 But I can see there makes no sense at all
 Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
 I don't think that I can take any more
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am stuck in the middle with you

 Stuck in the middle
 Stuck in the middle
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Stuck in the middle
 Stuck in the middle
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am stuck in the middle with you

 Well you started off with nothin' and
 You're proud that you're a self-made man, yeah
 And your friends they [bad word] crawlin'
 And slap you on the back and say
 Please...
 I say please...

 Well I don't know why I came here tonight
 I've got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
 And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
 Stuck in the middle with you
 Oh, yeah
 Stuck in the middle with you
 Here I am
 Stuck in the middle with you
 With you, with you, with you...