LETOMI
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Flex Raiders, huh?
Ooooh, I'm really scared
So you're the group everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This raid ain't the right size
Your healers, your tank health
I don't know which is worse
I might just call some adds now
If I don't die laughing first

I am the Queen of this raid
Your group will be a loss
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the final boss
And if your group ain't buffin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time
That you hear the raid boss song,
ohhh

BABY ADDS
Ohhh

LETOMI
Ohhh

HEALER ADDS
Ohhh

LETOMI
Ohhh

ADDS
Ohhh, she's the Final Boss this Tier

LETOMI
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might unleash a shockwave
And stun your healers too
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
I'll debuff all your dps and take out half their life

BIG ADDS
Ohhh

LETOMI
Oh, yeah

GROUND ADDS
Ohhh

LETOMI
Ohhh

FLYING ADDS
Ohhh

LETOMI AND ADDS
Oh, yeah, I'm (she's) the Final Boss this Tier
 [bad word] on, you guys
We got this boss, of that I am so sure
Make sure you eat your buff food
In 10 I'm pulling her

LETOMI
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe this raid!
Would someone shut this Pally up
Did you get him off trade?
He's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, after your countdown
I'm going to do my stuff

PALADIN
What are you going to do?

LETOMI
I'm gonna do the best I can

(Musical interlude)

Oh, the sound of deeps in
In fire is music in the air
'Cause I'm a killin' Final Boss
And you don't have a prayer

It's much more fun, I must confess
When [bad word] out of time
You die, of course, [bad word] back in
Now that'd be just fine

PALADIN
Press the attack! My friends, we have
this fight, just remain stacked!

LETOMI
Oh, honey, you're something
You reached my second phase
But figuring this next part
Is gonna take you days
It's hopeless, you're finished
Why bother to attack?
'Cause I'm the Final Boss and
You won't beat me til next expac