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Chilaxin’ out with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
They want to check this new joint: Club Convulsion.
We put our @ss in motion.
All my stupid friends rolled up and the D.J. looked like Superman, if he were homeless.
And standing by the bar
Douchebag was hitting on a tranny.
Oh wait that’s Hillary Clinton thre with [bad word] Cheney who was killin’ a kitten.

I saw Shaq, Jack Black and J-Lo.
I even saw that one guy from that one show.
I saw alcoholic Jews and fat [bad word] 
And Oprah was there like:
“I’m Oprah, F&cker!”

And everything was good until the second
Homeless Superman put on this record
I stood there with my friends and the Olsen Twins as he spins everybody had convulsions
Dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure.
Move, move, move like you’re having a fi-fi-fi-fit.
Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm.

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Now I ain’t trying to disrespect epileptics, (Love You Guys!)
But the music he played made the place go hectic.
The speakers on the deck became disconnected.
All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked.
I felt my muscles expand and contract.
I passed out on the dance floor laying on my back.
Reality started fading, cutting in and out.
I woke up with an Olsen Twin threw up in my mouth.

And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure, but the whole f&ckin’ theater was havin’ a seizure.
Except Oprah, the music didn’t touch her, still standing hard.
“I’m Oprah, F&cker!”

I saw the D.J. loadin’ another disc with most of the party still foaming at the lips.
I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit when Homeless Superman started spinnin’ that next hit.

Dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure.
Move, move, move like you’re having a fi-fi-fi-fit.
Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm.

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We woke up once again from a seizure.
I wiped Mary-Kate’s vomit from my T-Shirt.
We slid out the back like greased up butter.
We saw Oprah there.

“I’m Oprah, F&cker!”

We made it out alive, booyah!
We all stood around like:
“What are we going to do now?”
We picked a new club. What’d we get?

We somehow rolled up to Club Tourettes?

The music there gave everyone a tick
And every time it played the whole place would twitch,
And shift and switch and b&tch and talk sh&t like:

@ss, barf, barf, @ss, bark, p^ss!
Barf, p^ss, @ss, @ss, barf, barf, p^ss, @ss, @ss, p^ss!

We ran away like a jet propulsion.
Man, I guess we’ll go back to Club Convulsion

Dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure.
EPILEPTIC TECHNO, EPILEPTIC TECHNO
Oooh no not having a seizure.
EPILEPTIC TECHNO, EPILEPTIC TECHNO
Dance, dance, dance like you’re having a seizure.
EPILEPTIC TECHNO, EPILEPTIC TECHNO
Oooh no not having a seizure.
EPILEPTIC TECHNO, EPILEPTIC TECHNO