Everybody shouts on I love lucy
Pee wee reads the evening news
pre-owned song or a second-hand uzi
Everybody got a job to lose [bad word] the golden oldies [bad word] the hizbollah
Businessmen from south miami
Humming aor

Meanwhile...

I like cal and his dog napalm
I like ike and his itty-bitty a-bomb
Everybody got one, I want mine
You can order it up on channel nine
Meanwhile, in the sheraton,
Doctor jeep plays on and on and on
There was a time but it’s long gone
Janie got a [bad word] on the viet cong
Burning through downtown saigon
Me, I’m sold - down the mekong
Meanwhile, in the sheraton,
Doctor jeep plays on and on and on
Guns and cars and accidents
The threatened witness my defence
You can sell one another for fifteen cents
Well bye-bye mother, [bad word] sense
Meanwhile, in the sheraton,
Doctor jeep plays on and on and on

Everybody shouts on I love lucy
Pee wee reads the evening news
pre-owned song or a second-hand uzi
Everybody got a job to lose [bad word] the golden oldies [bad word] the hizbollah
Businessmen from south miami
Humming aor
Meanwhile, in the sheraton,
Doctor jeep plays on and on and on