This is a tale of misplaced love
tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the
wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and
stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let's
listen on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes about
getting his feelings [bad word] once again

After 3 years in a mental asylum
I'm finally out and I'm fine now no doubt
Rolling home I see a [bad word] on a payphone.
She was fat and round and had it going on.
She had a name tag on Roxy Carol
Stepped up to her like hello
We was kicking it
I said I got this [bad word] sup on lickin it
She said I'm down for the tactics
Then my [bad word] stood up like a Tucson cactus
I threw her in the back of my jaloppe
She was wet and sloppy
But nothing could stop me
I was like jesus
Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza
I paid it no mind
I stuck my [bad word] in raw [bad word] to grind.

Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes

The whole car smelled like pickles
I stuck my toe in her [bad word] 
And tweaked her [bad word] nipples
We [bad word] for about an hour
I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower
I got home and I kicked back
Thought about the shower haha [bad word] that
When I woke up the very next morning
I was awake but my [bad word] was snoring
It was whistling and shooting out smoke
The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke
I started shaking and sweating
I had a fever
My [bad word] was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter
It was greenish with purple bungions
And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions
She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt
I'ma find that [bad word] and knock her the [bad word] out

Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely

I'm on a mission I search and roam
Cuz my [bad word] hole is spurting up pink foam
And I'm dragging my balls behind me
They're as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy
Thank god I ain't dead yet
My [bad word] is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow
There she is on the same payphone
Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone
Wait a minute y'all hold up
Is that the same [bad word] I was with she looks toe-up
Holy [bad word] nothings in place that ain't a girl at all
It's a barrel of toxic waste!
Oh lord what have I done?
Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel
Me and my green [bad word] headed back to the looney bin
I'm here to turn myself back in

Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes

I still like you
When I inject my [bad word] inside of you
My balls light up like light bulbs
You're green...You're green and you're so warm