I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don't have to tell her goodbye
Cause breaking up's so hard to do
And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
After much consideration
I've decided to move on
We've been together now for 6 long years
When I lost that bet and took her to the prom
But I can't bring myself to tell her
And that got me to start to think
That I could save her lots of agony
If somehow she were made to be extinct
I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don't have to tell her goodbye
I don't have the heart to tell her
We just don't belong together
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
Well it's so hard to say it's over
She seems to care for me so much
Shes trying to tell me that were meant to be
And Im trying to tell her that this sucks
But I said I'd never leave her
And so it seems Im kind of stuck
I guess Im gonna have to wait things out
And hope she [bad word] over by a [bad word] I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don't have to tell her goodbye
You said you'd die if
So Im just speeding up the inevitable
I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
People say I have a problem
And my way of thinking is obscene
They say Im anti-confrontational
But I don't even know what the [bad word] that means
But I do know this aint working
And if her death [bad word] about
Shed die happy and then I'd be free
To finally get to ask her sister out
I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don't have to tell her goodbye
Cause breaking ups so hard to do
And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die