From Coney Island to The Sunset Strip 
Somebody's gonna make a happy trip 
Tonight, while the moon is bright

He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys 
To give the groanies of the girls and boys 
So dig, [bad word] on big
 [bad word] a callin' when the snow's the most 
When all you cats are sleepin' warm as toast 
And you gonna flip when Old Saint Nick  [bad word]  a lick on the peppermint stick
 [bad word] a flyin' from a higher place 
And fill the stocking by the fireplace 
So you'll have a yule that's cool

Yeah, from Coney Island to The Sunset Strip 
Somebody's gonna make a happy trip 
Tonight, while the moon is bright

He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys 
To give the groanies of the girls and boys 
So dig, [bad word] on big [bad word] a callin' when the snow's the most 
Cats are sleepin' warm as toast 
And you gonna flip when the Old Saint Nick  [bad word]  a lick on the peppermint stick
 [bad word] a flyin' from the higher place 
Fill the stockings by the fireplace 
So you'll have a yule that's cool

Have a yule that's cool 
Yeah, cool yule