I've got a clock that wakes me
 Every morning for my day
 I've got a corn that gives me 
 Warning when it's going to rain
 I've got a dream [bad word] [bad word]  I've got a sweety in view

 I'm as happy as can be, 'cause I've
 Fallen in love with a girl you see
 I haven't told her, she hasn't told me
 But we know it just the same

 Saturday night on her settee
 Oh what a time there's going to be
 I haven't told her, she hasn't told me
 But we know it just the same

 She still calls me Mister
 But she won't, I know she won't
 After I've kissed her

 I've got a feeling soon there'll be
 One little, two little, possibly three
 I haven't told her, she hasn't told me
 But we know it just the same