cover of Tangerine Kitty

Set fire to your hair 
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 
Eat medicines that’s out of date 
Use your private parts as piranha bait 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 

Get your toast out with a fork 
Do your own electrical work 
Teach yourself how to fly 
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 

Invite a psycho-killer inside 
Scratch your [bad word] dealer’s brand new ride 
Take your helmet off in outer space 
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 
Sell both the kidneys on the internet 
Eat a tube of superglue 
"I wonder what's this red button do?" 

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 

Please don't die :(

from Acoustic Covers, track released 22 November 2012