Otoko no ko wa onna no ko no koto itsumo [bad word] ichinichijuu
Onna no ko no koto bakari [bad word] 
Dakedo otoko no ko wa yappari sukoshi BAKA de
Zenzen onna no ko no kimochi nante
HORA wakaranai mitai

Uu hontou ni DAME yo ne o-BAKA-san
Oshiete hoshii no o-BAKA-san sou
Kono yo de ichiban taisetsu na koto wa
Yappari TAIMINGU dato omou kedo
Nanchite na

Onna no ko mo otoko no ko no koto naze ka
Suki ni [bad word] no
Hitobanjuu nemurenai nante kurai
Muchuu ni [bad word] 

Dakedo otoko no ko wa
Yappari itsumo BAKA de
Zenzen onna no ko no KOKORO nante
Mada wakaranai mitai

Nee hontou ni hontou ni o-BAKA-san
Oshiete ageyo ka o-BAKA-san sou
Kono yo de ichiban taisetsu na KOTO wa
Zettai HAZU shicha ikenai koto wa ne
Yappari TAIMINGU dato omou desho

Sou suki dato iu no mo
DEETO wo [bad word] no mo nani wo [bad word] no demo,
UU KISU to ka [bad word] no mo
Sayonara iu no mo donna toki ni demo

Sou kono yo de ichiban taisetsu na KOTO wa
Yappari TAIMINGU dato omou no de
Omou no de KONNICHIWA