What ingenious
Forms of torture
Does Beelzebub have for me
Pierced and punctured
Poked and prodded
By the swords of several armies
Drag me screaming to the guillotine
Hold my breath until it severs clean
Drawn and quartered
Sliced and severed
Cut my heart out make me eat it
Tar and feathered
Burnt And Blistered
Drown and strapped down the garrote

Sharpen Objects
Deep Incisions
Strangled by snakes
Choked by serpents
Blood will boil
Cooked in oil
Until supple flesh falls from bone (2x)

Water torture
Locked in darkness
Let the rats feed on my body
Break my fingers
Pin my eyelids
Stretch me on the rack ‘till I snap
Drag me screaming to the hanging tree
Blind my eyes so I don’t have to see
Set on fire
In a pyre
Punished for thy [bad word] Dastardly Deeds
Wicked Workings
Will [bad word] back to haunt you

Sharpen Objects
Deep Incisions
Strangled by snakes
Choked by serpents
Blood will boil
Cooked in oil
Until supple flesh falls from bone (2x)