He only sings when he's sad
But he's sad all the time, so he sings the whole night through
Yeah, he sings in the daytime, too

He only dreams when he's sad
And he's sad all the time, so he dreams the whole night through
Yeah, he dreams in the daytime, too

There may be mermaids under the water
There may even be a man in the moon
But Vincent, time [bad word] out
You better get yourself together soon

Out of Buffalo, the man
Below the belt, he swung, and then after the bell [bad word] Another cheap shot, here [bad word] 
Another cheap shot, here [bad word] 
He only laughs when he's sad
And he's sad all the time, so he laughs the whole night through
Yeah, he laughs in the daytime, too

There may be mermaids under the water
There may even be a man in the moon
But Vincent, time [bad word] out
I hope you get yourself together soon

I hope you get yourself together soon