Fluttershy:
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is the pet that will suit you just right

Rainbow Dash:
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a [bad word] 
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool

Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see

Rainbow Dash:
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

Fluttershy:
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

Rainbow Dash:
Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me?

Fluttershy:
Rainbow, have faith
You see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

Fluttershy: C'mon, the sky's the limit!
Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.
Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!

Rainbow Dash: Pass.

Fluttershy:
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal

Rainbow Dash:
Otters and seals do not fly.

Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!
Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.

Fluttershy:
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?

Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler.
Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right.

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely

Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel.
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel!
Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying:

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity!

Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly.
Rainbow Dash: Ya think?

Fluttershy:
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler.

Fluttershy:
I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat

Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.
So many choices, and such riches aplenty

Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me.

Rainbow Dash:
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too
D'you have something in a yellow striped bat?

Fluttershy:
No.
I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you

Rainbow Dash:
What to do, what to do. *gasp*
prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
That will put each pet to the test

Fluttershy:
Don't forget style, that should be considered

Rainbow Dash:
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

Fluttershy:
The one who is awesome and cool

Rainbow Dash:
Just like me
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash:
So a contest we will see

Rainbow Dash:
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash:
In the world for me
Fluttershy:
May the games
Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash:
begin

Rainbow Dash: And may the best pet win!