Take it up the [bad word]  metaphorically
Suck on a massive dong, allegorically
Slather spewing dung across a sweaty symbolic [bad word] 
And we can make this [bad word] a better world

When you [bad word] yourself, it's an opportunity
To scoop up the excrement and eat it
Thereby showing how you can [bad word] on a rotting cow
And make this [bad word] a better world

Just make a point with your vomit
Make a point with unbridled mayhem
When you make a point to teach the boys and girls
Then you can make a point by eating the puke chunks
And make a point by cannibalizing the innards
Make a point and make this [bad word] hole a better world

Gargle a glob of snot, then swallow it metaphorically
Fondle a donkey's [bad word]  while felching it, allegorically
Beat off into a Christmas stocking, mockingly
And make this [bad word] hole a better world
Make a point and make this [bad word] a better world