Gloria moody, a girl of 16
Undressed for her doctor by a hospital screen
All very pure,
But you can make it sound mean [bad word] 

She went out with her uncle, 50 years old
And very soon found herself out in the cold
Cause that ain't the story
The neighbours were told [bad word] rumours. [bad word] can kill you, cause you to wail
Break up your marriage, put you in jail
Lifes is your cross,
But they drive in the nail [bad word]  [bad word] can maim you, cause you to weep
Make you take tablets, or walk in your sleep
Even take poison and fallin a heap [bad word] 

Won me some money on horse named cajole
So I bought me a car, my wife a mink stole
(But the way the neighbours heard it I had stolen a car).

My friend's wife, while visiting, fainted on me
So I went an laid her on the settee
(But the way the neighbours heard it). [bad word] can wound you, cause you to bleed
Make you go crazy, or just go to seed
The very last things in the world that you need [bad word]  [bad word] can hurt you, causing you pain
Again and again and again and again
You can feel lonely, out in the rain [bad word] rumours