If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up
(Go raise it up, go raise it up)
If you ain't got enough, go fill it up
(Go fill it up, go fill it up)
 [bad word]  Danny]
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron
I wanna girl in my lap and a Jägerbomb [bad word]  in hot, ya heard me
And Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong [bad word]  in hot, ya heard me
We keep takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy

[Verse 1: Charlie Scene]
We only leave a pre-party to go party some more
I'm already [bad word] before I walk in the door
This [bad word]  on my leg, I never met her before
And now she's makin' her way onto my gentleman's sword

It might be the [bad word] talkin' or the shots of Patron
But these [bad word] look like models and they're ready to bone
I take 'em back to my parents house and we'll be home alone
Slap some chicks and have em yellin like Macaulay Culkin

She's tearin' it up, yeah she's dancin' her [bad word] off
This girl's like a Mac the way she's ridin' my laptop
I'm tryin' to get my rocks off so don't try to [bad word] I'll grab my sawed-off and blow your [bad word] off

You know we drink so much, we gettin' [bad word] for weeks
We drink so much Goose, we turnin' into geese
Me and my crew flap a V through VIP
These [bad word] play my skin flute like they're Kenny  [bad word]  Danny]
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron
I wanna girl in my lap with a Jagerbomb [bad word]  in hot, ya heard me
And Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong [bad word]  in hot, ya heard me
We keep takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy

If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up
If you ain't got enough, go fill it up
If you had too much, go throw it up
And If you ain't got [bad word]  throw ya hands up

[Verse 2: Funnyman]
Yo, I roll up [bad word]  Imma raise [bad word] [bad word] all the haters
Packin' a fat glass of Jager

[Charlie Scene:]
And I'm drinkin' Makers
Don't need a chaser

[Funnyman:]
Grab the party favors
Save those for later
I'm a team player
Takin shots like the Lakers

[Charlie Scene:]
Check out the Gators
Yes, I'm a gangster
And I got my ice on my neck then a glacier

[Funnyman:]
Now it's time to blazer
Who's got the paper?
I heard there's an afterparty up at John Mayer's

[Charlie Scene:]
Hope it's a kegger
Nope, but it's catered
'Bout to squeeze buns like a baker

[Funnyman:]
Girl, you're in danger
Hung like a hanger
And I'm bout to black out like I'm Darth Vader

[Charlie Scene:]
So grab my lightsaber
And savor the flavor
Yeah you know these [bad word] love seamen like a sailor
 [bad word]  Danny]
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron
I wanna girl in my lap with a Jagerbomb [bad word]  in hot, ya heard me
And Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone
And if it feels so good it can't be wrong [bad word]  in hot, ya heard me
We keep takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy

[2x:]
If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up
If you ain't got enough, go fill it up
If you had too much, go throw it up
And If you ain't got [bad word]  throw ya hands up

I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron
I wanna girl in my lap with a Jagerbomb [bad word]  in hot, ya heard me
And Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone
And if it feels so good it can't be wrong [bad word]  in hot, ya heard me
We keep takin' shots,