Terrance: Shut ur [bad word] face uncle [bad word]  ur an [bad word] licking 
ball sucking uncle [bad word]  Ur an uncle [bad word] im must, nobody  [bad word] uncles quit like u.

Phillip: Shut ur [bad word] face uncle [bad word]  ur the one who [bad word] 
ur uncle, uncle [bad word]  u dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn u  [bad word] ur uncle all day long.

Terrance and Phillip Farting intro:
 [bad word]  Uncle [bad word]  Uncle [bad word]  Uncle [bad word]  Uncllllleeee [bad word] 
Shut ur [bad word] face uncle [bad word] (uncle [bad word] )Ur a [bad word] sucking [bad word] licking uncle [bad word]  ur 
a bonifing [bad word] uncle [bad word]  
 That's U-N-C-L-[bad word] U! Uncle Fucccckkkkeeerrrr!!!
Phillip: Suck my balls